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Clog up your arteries with the finest sandwich in human history!
This sandwich is amazing. Just reading about it has given me seventeen heart-attacks. Delicious, dribbling heart-attacks. Want the huge array of ingredients for this 6 inches in diameter colon...
View ArticleWatch a video of the world’s first hoverboard!
Welcome to the HUVr. That’s a hoverboard which a team claims to have mastered, thereby making a load of Back to the Future fans’ dreams a reality. In the video below, you’ll see a promotional stunt...
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We Really Want: Hologram phones!
While massive losers have been pining for hoverboards (seriously – you can’t skateboard, so what makes you think that travelling through the air on a plank is going to make any difference to you?), the...
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We Really Want… a Synek beer machine!
All hail the Synek Kickstarter! Why? Well, this crowdfunder enables you to have any beer you want, at home, with the help of your computer. That’s nice isn’t it? Obviously, you could just go to the...
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We Really Want… an invisible umbrella
All the best gadgets are the ones that are thoroughly pointless. You don’t need a tablet. You could easily live without remote controls. So with that, let us get excited about the fancy, but ultimately...
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Tesco sizzle your teeth with biscuit spreads
Over at Tesco, they’ve got a wilful disregard for the state of your teeth with some potentially orgasmic spreads that are made from biscuits. We told you about the mighty Biscoff, which is basically...
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Nerdgasm: Sony release retro PS4 for 20th anniversary of PS1
We’re not daft. We know that some people don’t understand video games and indeed, can’t grasp the notion of limited edition stuff that is marked up and ultimately pointless. To those that are down for...
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We Really Want… ABBA Monopoly
Do you like ABBA? Do you like Monopoly? No? Well look away then haters, for the two have combined forces into a thing that is as brilliant as it is bizarre. What’s the name of the game? ABBA Monopoly....
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Spectrum’s Clive Sinclair releases new console!
People of a certain age may be about to make a mess of themselves as Sir Clive Sinclair, the man behind the revolutionary ZX Specrum, is at it again, bring us the ZX Spectrum Vega. So what does it do?...
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Finger clickin’ good disposable keyboards from KFC
It isn’t good to mess around on your mobile while your hands are covered in chicken grease. With that in mind, KFC are pulling a stunt where they serve fried chicken on trays that come with disposable...
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Japan throws balls at shoplifters… and we want in!
In the UK, there’s only really one way of dealing with shoplifters, and that is having some boring bleeping machines and a man with a clip-on tie to take chase, but ultimately, not catch the tea leaf....
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Boost battery life by 800%
There’s a new gadget in town which promises to boost the life of any disposable battery by up to 800%. These types of gadgets usually sell for a fair chunk of money – but not this one – this one will...
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Supermarket gin beats big brands in taste test
Are you a gin drinker? Do you like mentioning it every 3 minutes on Twitter and saying “Ho! Ho! It is gin o’clock methinks!” Firstly, you should be swiftly kicked up the arse for being annoying, but...
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Where to buy Tom Daley’s frying pan
Olympic diver and trunk-botherer, Tom Daley, set the internet muttering with a photo of his magic frying pan. Now, these frying pans aren’t new and they’re not universally loved either, but it seems...
View ArticleWe really want… Australian ketchup engineering!
In the UK, if our condiments are either in bottles, or sachets. The latter are okay and all, but in Australia, they’ve got something brilliant! A miracle of design! Nicked off Reddit, like everyone’s...
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